"Heard Over the Bar"

Philae explorer landed on comet billions of miles away after launch 10 years ago. First words from life on comet? "What happened to 76ers?"

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This Just In: NY Knicks to sign Pythagoras as new offensive assistant coach.

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Penny Dreadful? - Seems the new Showtime series is a little tough on Penny Hardaway, wouldn't you say?

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Heard Over the Bar is a feature on DigitalSportsDesk dedicated to those with a keen sense of humor, especially a dry sense of humor.  The content is not intended to be taken seriously, nor is it intended to offend any person, place or thing. It's purpose is to entertain, much like a Late Night Show.  So, it's the Daily Show for Sports.