"Heard Over the Bar"

Oscar Mayer is coming out with bacon hot dogs.  I think we can safely say that Oscar Mayer is not Jewish. 

 - Winston Wolf

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By the way, said guru - the one and only Winston Wolf, has a great Twitter feed at Go for the Laugh @go4thelaugh -  A sampling:

"Obama has just ordered the IRS, FBI and DeptofJ to wiretap Nick Gilbert's bowtie."

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ESPN.com has Phil Jackson in Toronto and Larry Brown in New Jersey while Digital Sports Desk has Phil Jackson consulting for Detroit and Larry Brown coaching at SMU. Who's right?

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"In sports news, these guys are both out," said Saturday Night Live - "SNL" cast member Seth Meyers, with images of Jason Collins and Tim Tebow shown during the "Weekend Update" news segment.

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What's the big deal? Baseball umpires claim they "out" players all of the time?

          - Albert Neri II

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Heard Over the Bar is a feature on DigitalSportsDesk dedicated to those with a keen sense of humor, especially a dry sense of humor.  The content is not intended to be taken seriously, nor is it intended to offend any person, place or thing. It's purpose is to entertain, much like a Late Night Show.  So, it's the Daily Show for Sports.