"Heard Over the Bar"

California Chrome got the okay for nasal strip, but Ride On Curlin rejected for Saturn 5 rocket saddle.

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This Just In: House Republicans plan to vote down the "Wheel" idea for NBA Draft order.

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Did anyone check to see if Aaron Hernandez was on the grassy knoll?

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Just days after Toronto Raptors rookie GM Masai Ujiri shouted a profanity, err an F-Bomb, directed at the borough of Brooklyn, NY, he was graced with the NBA Expletive of the Year award.

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Heard Over the Bar is a feature on DigitalSportsDesk dedicated to those with a keen sense of humor, especially a dry sense of humor.  The content is not intended to be taken seriously, nor is it intended to offend any person, place or thing. It's purpose is to entertain, much like a Late Night Show.  So, it's the Daily Show for Sports.